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Been meaning to talk to you about how
you should be with me, not Drake.

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I'm the one that loves you.

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I've always been there for you. I'll
always be there for you.

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Oh, Drake, what has he ever done for
you?

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I mean, look at this.

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Who wouldn't want this?

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That's why I think you should be with
me, because I love you.

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He's just a prick.

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He probably didn't even get you a good
gift for your birthday if you were new.

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I'm getting this better than I know it
is.

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What the fuck?

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What the hell?

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Everything's frozen.

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I keep meaning to ask you guys, how are
you liking your new apartment?

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Oh, we love it. It's bigger than our
last.

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Great. So is the rent.

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I believe it.

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I'm so sorry I haven't had time to stop
by yet, but I promise you, I will come

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see it as soon as I can.

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Thank you so much for inviting us to
your birthday dinner.

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Are you kidding me? You guys are my best
friends.

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Well, you're my greatest.

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We love you. You're so beautiful.

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And you,

25
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my love, are seriously the best
boyfriend I could ever ask for.

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Thank you so much for putting this all
together for me.

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Anytime, baby.

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Hey, is something wrong?

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No, nothing.

30
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Oh, come on. You've been acting like
quiet and distant all night. I mean, if

31
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there's something up, you can tell me.

32
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Well, something.

33
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So something happened and I... What?
Teddy, what happened?

34
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It's... Hey, come on. I mean, we've been
friends since what, like third grade?

35
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Just tell me what's going on. You're
worrying me.

36
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But... Baby?

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Would you marry me?

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God.

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Yes.

40
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Yes, of course I'll marry you.

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Oh my God. This is amazing.

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Do you love it? Yes, it's beautiful.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God, I'm getting married. Daddy,
look at this ring.

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What

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the

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fuck are you thinking?

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Look at that fucking douchebag.

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Fucking creepy smile.

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you piece of shit all you fucking do is
cheat on her what the fuck is going on

51
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why the fuck why would you ever choose
to fucking marry him of all

52
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fucking people what a fucking douche

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fucking

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cunts fucking celebrating that fucking
asshole where are you guys We're

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friends.

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I'm so disappointed in you.

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Isn't this amazing?

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Baby, I'm so... Baby?

59
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Drake?

60
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Drake, are you okay?

61
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What is going on? Is this some kind of
prank?

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I don't think you can wake them up.

63
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I think maybe only I can.

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What do you mean only you can? What the
fuck is going on here?

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Look, I know it's crazy, but this watch,
it stops time.

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This is a joke, right? You're joking.
This is not real.

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No, look around.

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Time stopped everywhere for everyone.

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So you're saying the watch is doing
this, okay?

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How is this possible?

71
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I don't know. Maybe it's a top secret
military experiment.

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Maybe it's a scientific discovery.

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Okay, listen, Ted, this is dangerous,
okay?

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Whatever it is, just make it stop, okay?
Just put everything back.

75
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I can't. I have to do something first.

76
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What?

77
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I love you.

78
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What?

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I've always loved you.

80
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You don't want to be with him. You
deserve better.

81
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He's an asshole. He cheats on you all
the time.

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You belong with me.

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Ted, listen.

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I love you too, okay? I do, of course I
do. But we're friends, okay?

85
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No. We're friends.

86
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We've always been friends.

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Gabby. I've stopped time so you can
realize I belong with you.

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We have all the time in the world for
you to figure it out.

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Wait. I see that look in your eyes. Is
this some weird way to try to get me to

90
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fuck you or something?

91
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What the fuck is wrong with you?

92
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Look.

93
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Do you really want to risk this? I'll
smash it right now.

94
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Maybe time will stop.

95
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Maybe you don't go forward.

96
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Who knows?

97
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Is that what you want to do?

98
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You're not the person I thought you
were.

99
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You disgust me.

100
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So that's a yes then.

101
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Let's fucking get this over with then.

102
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We're gonna do it right here in front of
them.

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Yeah, there you go.

104
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There's something for you.

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How could I ever love you after this?
Oh, this will be a fine start for this.

106
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Don't forget to occasionally glance
over.

107
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Oh yes.

108
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Oh yes, there we go.

109
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How long have we done?

110
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Look at this.

111
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Still fucking smiling. What a fucking
douche.

112
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You're a fucking monster.

113
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Let's see those titties.

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I think you'll like it.

115
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Soon we'll get this over with the bear.

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Alright.

117
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Why are you doing this to me?

118
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Because you love me.

119
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Come on, just fuck me already.

120
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Don't worry, you'll get it.

121
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So this is what he's been enjoying.

122
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If you're making me do this.

123
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Go on, fuck Beck. You know what's better
than him.

124
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Come on, is that all you've got?

125
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Of course not.

126
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Look at that stupid face over there.
Just look at that.

127
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I'm sorry, Drake.

128
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,290
Don't kid yourself. You're not sorry.

129
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You're enjoying this.

130
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Look at that stupid face over there.

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Fucking.

132
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I'm sorry, Drake.

133
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You're not sorry. You know you're having
a good time.

134
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I don't know if he's gonna make this
worth it to me.

135
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Fuck me might as well fuck me good.

136
00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:09,410
You better enjoy this because it's only
going to happen once.

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We got all the time in the room, baby.

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This is what you want?

139
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Yeah, it is.

140
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Don't make me slap you again.

141
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if you're happy with yourself.

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Oh, yes.

143
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Oh, yes.

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RUN!

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I love you.

146
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If you couldn't make me fuck you, I'll
show you how to fuck.

147
00:25:01,030 --> 00:25:02,030
Oh yeah?

148
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I'm waiting for this moment.

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Ooh.

150
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,560
Ooh.

151
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,520
You've stared at him long enough.

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00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:51,760
Poor Drake.

153
00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,300
Gives him no attention.

154
00:33:05,390 --> 00:33:06,650
You look a little bit better than him
already.

155
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:14,250
You piece of shit.

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00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:16,210
Now put the time back.

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I don't think I'm going to. I had fun.